English Graduate Students Go Bowling

A group of English graduate students takes a trip to the Landmark Lanes to bowl. It turns out that one bowling team is missing their best bowler, Dee (as usual, the graduate students employ their stripper pseudonyms when they bowl). Her alternate Michele (also a stripper name) only averages 80 points per game. The team is doing very poorly, having lost the first game of the match, when Dee finally shows up. The assistant captain is then bombarded by requests to take Michele out and to let Dee bowl, when she yells out, "Do not ask for whom Michelle bowls, she bowls for Dee!"