Neurotic Wonderboy walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."
The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars." Neurotic Wonderboy pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.
"Sorry, kid," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."
Neurotic Wonderboy pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" Neurotic Wonderboy asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."
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