8.27.2007

Study Break

I know you're all laughing at the title of this post, since we're Grad Students and we never break from studying (nor from being sizzling hot), but since the Qu?zmaster has begun to include more questions about musical terminology in the weekly quizzes, I thought I'd compile a list of terms (and their definitions) often used in musicology, myself being a former classical percussionist. So here it is for the benefit and education of the HGS, a list of terms to study. Good luck!


Obligato - being forced to practice

Metronome - short, city musician who can fit into a Honda Civic

Lento - the days leading up to Easto


Largo - beer brewed in Germany for the Florida Keys

Piu Animato - clean out the cat's litter box


Con Spirito - drunk again

Colla Voce - this shirt is so tight I can't sing

Improvisation - what you do when the music falls down

Prelude - warm-up before the clever stuff

Flats - English apartments

Chords - things organists play with one finger

Discords - thing that organists play with two fingers

Suspended Chords - useful for lynching the vocalist

Time Signatures - things for drummers to ignore

Melody - an ancient, now almost extinct, art in songwriting


Klavierstuck - A term used by German furniture movers attempting to get a piano through a narrow doorway.

Music Stand - An intricate device used to hold music. Comes in two sizes - too high or too low - always broken.

Tonic - A medicinal drink consumed in great quantity before a performance, and in greater quantity afterwards.

Dominant - What parents must be if they expect their children to
practice.

Concert Hall - A place where large audiences gather, for the sole purpose of removing paper wrappings from candy and gum.

Sotto Voce - singing while drunk

Agogic - playing high enough on an oboe to make the eyes bulge.

Cadenza - slapping noise on office furniture

Fandango - grabbing the pull chain on the ceiling fan

Prima Volta - jump start with a battery


Refrain - proper technique for playing bagpipes

Smorzando - with melted chocolate and marshmallow

1 comment:

mikey said...

you should forward this to bruce horner